|Spicy Chai Cupcakes with Cinnamon White Chocolate Buttercream|
As I said last year American Thanksgiving is not to be taken lightly. There are rules of engagement. You are expected to eat, watch college football, eat more, nap, eat again, caffeinate and line up for Black Friday. I offer these tips as a foreigner who experienced five American Thanksgivings:
- Wear stretchy pants. I cannot emphasize this enough. If you're lucky enough to have maternity pants in your wardrobe consider those you're most prized possession.
- Wear empire waist shirts that fall loosely and hide the stretchy waist band in your pants.
- No button up collar shirts...though your boobs will not grow bigger eating this much food your stomach inevitably will, pushing your boobs up and out of the designated boob area of this type of shirt. This can only end badly with the buttons pulling at the buttonholes like a pre-green Incredible Hulk moment...exposing cleavage or worse: the belly/boob squidge...where the gut and boobs meet. This goes for men too.
- Forget shapewear...otherwise you'll be digesting your food in your esophagus.
- If you don't know anything about football, don't pretend you do. Trust me. Pick a pretty colour and cheer.
- Pace yourself with both food and cheer. Nobody likes a drunk glutton by the end of the salad round.
- Rehearse and remember for what and why you are thankful. You will be tested.
- Bring a change of clothes, comfortable walking shoes, camp chair and blanket for Black Friday lineups. DO NOT bring a guitar. Some other cheeseball already has.
Spicy Chai Cupcakes with Cinnamon White Chocolate Buttercream
You will need:
2 cups all purpose flour
1 cup granulated sugar
2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
1 tsp cinnamon
1/2 tsp ground ginger
1/2 tsp ground cardamom
1/4 tsp ground coriander
1/4 tsp ground cloves
1/4 tsp ground nutmeg
1/8 tsp ground black pepper
1/4 tsp allspice
3/4 cup softened butter
3/4 cup heavy cream or milk
1 tsp vanilla
Cinnamon White Chocolate Buttercream
adapted from Anna Olson
2 cups unsalted butter at room temperature
20 ounces good quality white chocolate, melted and cooled to room temperature
2 1/3 cups icing sugar, sifted
2 tsp vanilla extract
cinnamon to sprinkle on top
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Line cupcake tins with liners. Should yield at least 12 cupcakes.
- In a large bowl whisk dry ingredients. Set aside.
- In stand mixer fitted with paddle attachment cream butter and sugar. Add eggs one at a time, scraping bowl after each addition. Add vanilla.
- Alternate dry ingredients with cream in three additions beginning and ending with the dry. Scrape down bowl. Don't over mix.
- Fill cupcake liners two thirds full.
- Bake for about 18 minutes, until the tops barely bounce back when lightly pressed
- Let cool
- In a stand-up mixer or in a large bowl with electric beaters, beat butter until fluffy.
- Beat in cooled melted chocolate on medium speed. Reduce speed and beat in icing sugar and vanilla.
- Chill for about an hour to set before using.
- pipe on to cupcakes and sprinkle cinnamon on top. (if you mix cinnamon into the buttercream it changes the color to almost the same as the cupcakes. For texture and color variation I just sprinkle it on top)